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⢠Several cans of the cheapest beer (because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.)⢠An inability to dance or sing.⢠A recycling bin, for your empty pawns and soldiers.
To start: everyone shotguns a beer. The first person to finish and chuck their can in the recycling bin is the SCHMIDT-MEISTER.
Whenever Schmidt makes a pun on his name, refers to himself in the third person, has to put money in the douche jar, makes a comment on his clothes, or does anything uniquely Schmidtty... the Schmidt-Meister points to someone and makes them drink.
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